Funny SmS

kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???


Sorry 2 disturb u,
Matter is urgent..
Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita..
So, Lord Rama need 1000 monkeys urgently..
SMS padicha udane kilambavum..


Actor Ajith: Doctor, kaathula 'rail' odura mathiri satham kekkuthu doctor.
Dr: check pannen onnume kekkaliyea
Ajith: Oruvelai yeathavathu station la ninririkomo..
Dr: ???????!!!!!!

Child : Amma Naan 25 Paisaa Coin’a Muzhingittean Vaa Doctor kitta poagalaam

Mom : Venaanda.! Doctor 2500 Roobaava Muzhingiduvaar. Adhu 2 Bath room’la Vandhudum.

Maths Madam : 18′kkum 81′kkum ulla difference yennaa..?

Student : 18′naa Thalla Thajlanu irrukkum. 81′naa Tholla Thollanu irrukkum…

Madam : ?????

Avalukum “ennai” pidikavillai

Enakum “ennai” pidikavillai

Athanal,

Nangal iruvarum “ennai illamal dhosai suttu sapittom…

Today’s Kadi :

Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhey

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Teacher : Unga son English’la Romba Weak’aa irukkaan.
Father : Appadiyaa.! Tamizhla Yeppadi Irukkaanu Sollunga sir. Teacher : Thangall Magan Aangilathil Migavum Valuvizhandhu Ullaan.”

Ennodu nee irukum pothu,
Kangalai naan imaikka maaten.

Yaen Theriyuma?

naan Kangalai moodum andha nerathil,
en mobile-a ataya poturuva
Unna pathi therium…

Simple truth:

Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum,
Unnakkaga mattumey thudikum orey idhayam…
Mundam Adhu

Un idhayam matum thaan…

Man1: “Irundhalum antha ma’isthiri romba mossam…”

Man2: “Yen appadi solrenga?”

Man1: “Road roller punchernu 500 rubaai Kanakula Yeludhitar…”

Patient : Doctor, Operation’ai Thavira Veara Vazhiye illaiya.?
Doctor : Oh.! Irukkey,THARKOLAI Pannikkalaam.!

Husband: “Yethuku kuppai thotiyai kondu vanthu yenaku minnadi vaikira?”
Wife: “Manasula irukurathai yellam kotta porannu sonnengale…”